Fortune cookies, and things you never want to talk about with your parents but end up talking about them anyways. Because Josh was at football camp Mom, Dad, and I went to Hong Kong Buffet and after a lot of Broccoli Beef I got my fortune cookie. So like always I decided that we should have fun and add "in bed" to the end of the fortune, why I did this with my parents do not ask me why, I don't know. So mine consisted of doing something and I would get to have fun this weekend "in bed", ha ha very funny no harm, then, while Mom was getting food, Dad decided to continue. Something along the lines of you're going to do something unusual tomorrow "in bed", still O.K. I've learned to block things from my mind. Mom comes back, we share with her, and she says that it was his fortune and he would have to do something unusual alone, still not too bad on the all time scale of things,then she starts to make another comment but thought better of it while I was there, which I thought showed good judgment. Then, Dad goes to get ice-cream and for some strange reason I get curious and get Mom to tell me. She started to say something like boys being used to doing it themselves and it was not as bad as I thought it would be. But it couldn't stop there, no, it had to lead into exceedingly disturbing things Jenny told us, who knows why, and continued to Mom always calling downstairs before she goes to talk to Josh and everything just went downhill really fast. And all I'm left wondering is why I get myself into these situations, and why do I have conversations with my parents that no one wants to have with their parents. There is my long, long story but I thought this afternoon deserved a bit of blogging!